"Motorcade of Generosity" by Cake

01: fine
02: fine
03: fine
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: fine
08: fine
09: fine
10: fine
11: fine
12: fine
13: fine

"Guitars and Women" by Rick Derringer

01: fine
02: fine
03: fine
04: fine
05: good
06: fine
07: fine
08: fine
09: terrific
10: terrific

"*NSYNC" by *NSYNC

01: ORGASMIC
02: terrific
03: orgasmic
04: terrific
05: orgasmic
06: great
07: euphoric
08: orgasmic
09: amazing
10: ORGASMIC
11: amazing
12: terrific
13: uh

Singaporean bonus disc:
01: terrific
02: terrific
03: fantastic
04: fantastic
05: fantastic
06: just, no
07: filler
08: DOESN'T EXIST
09: outstanding

"Tusk" by Fleetwood Mac

01: whatever
02: yee-haw
03: whatever
04: filler
05: stevie nicks can fuck off thanks
06: whatever
07: THANKS
08: whatever
09: BAD
10: T.H.A.N.K.S.
11: TAKE A HINT
12: fantastic
13: filler
14: whatever
15: great
16: filler
17: FUCK
18: filler
19: filler
20: fine

"Boomerang" by Hanson

01: great
02: great
03: terrific
04: good
05: great
06: terrific
07: good
08: great
09: terrific

"Into the Light" by Chris de Burgh

01: fantastic
02: good
03: good
04: outstanding
05: fantastic
06: terrific
07: terrific
08: great
09: fine
10: fine
11: fantastic
12: great

"And the Battle Begun" by RX Bandits

01: great
02: fantastic
03: terrific
04: terrific
05: fantastic
06: fantastic
07: good
08: terrific
09: great
10: terrific
11: great
12: fine
13: filler

"Alpha" by Asia

01: terrific
02: great
03: good
04: good
05: great
06: great
07: good
08: terrific
09: great
10: great

"Walls of Jericho" by Helloween

01: good?
02: filler
03: good
04: good
05: fine

06: terrific
07: great
08: great
09: fantastic
10: great
11: good
12: filler
13: great

14: great

"Backstreet's Back" by Backstreet Boys

01: ORGASMIC
02: poor version of an ORGASMIC song
03: ORGASMIC
04: incredible
05: great
06: amazing
07: ABSOLUTE SHIT
08: euphoric
09: outstanding
10: dumb as fuck
11: incredible

"Double Fun" by Robert Palmer

01: ugh
02: fine
03: fine
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: fine
08: why
09: fine

"Christmas Time Again" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

01: great
02: fantastic
03: fantastic
04: good
05: great
06: great
07: fine
08: good
09: fine
10: fine
11: good

"Seven Wishes" by Night Ranger

01: great
02: good
03: good
04: great
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: good

"Girls! Girls! Girls!" by Elvis Presley

01: fine
02: good
03: fine
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: orgasmic
09: fantastic
10: great
11: fine
12: good
13: fine

"The Doctor" by Cheap Trick

01: terrific
02: fine
03: terrific
04: great
05: great
06: great
07: great
08: fine
09: good
10: fine

"Even If, and Especially When" by Screaming Trees

01: great
02: terrific
03: great
04: good
05: fine
06: good
07: fine
08: good
09: good
10: good
11: good
12: good

"N.E.W.S." by Golden Earring

01: no
02: filler
03: fine
04: filler
05: filler
06: FILLER
07: fine
08: fine
09: fine

"Hard at Play" by Huey Lewis and the News

01: good
02: good
03: fine
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: fine
08: great
09: good
10: great
11: great

"High Adventure" by Kenny Loggins

01: fantastic
02: good
03: good
04: great
05: good
06: good
07: great
08: great
09: good

"August and Everything After" by Counting Crows

01: fine
02: fine
03: good
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: fine
08: fine
09: fine
10: fine
11: good

"Mott" by Mott the Hoople

01: great
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: fine
07: fine
08: filler
09: fine
10: fine

"Christina Aguilera" by Christina Aguilera

01: terrific
02: fantastic
03: fine
04: great
05: fantastic
06: fantastic
07: great
08: good
09: great
10: great
11: terrific
12: fine

"98° and Rising" by 98°

01: less than three
02: uh-huh
03: good
04: fine
05: good
06: good
07: great
08: yeah no
09: good
10: fantastic
11: good
12: good
13: filler

"Damn Yankees" by Damn Yankees

01: fine
02: fantastic
03: good
04: outstanding
05: terrific
06: fantastic
07: fantastic
08: fantastic
09: great
10: great

"Smash Mouth" by Smash Mouth

01: great
02: good
03: good
04: fine
05: filler
06: filler
07: filler
08: filler
09: fine
10: fine
11: filler
12: filler
13: a grower

"Eagles Live"

01: outstanding
02: outstanding
03: terrific
04: fantastic
05: great
06: outstanding
07: fantastic
08: good
09: orgasmic
10: filler
11: good
12: good
13: good
14: outstanding
15: outstanding

"Heaven on Earth" by Belinda Carlisle

01: fantastic
02: great
03: what
04: good
05: great
06: great
07: great
08: great
09: uh-huh
10: good?

"Lost in a Dream" by REO Speedwagon

01: outstanding
02: terrific
03: terrific
04: good
05: fantastic
06: fantastic
07: great
08: good
09: terrific
10: terrific

"Door-to-Door" by The Cars

01: fantastic
02: good
03: great
04: fine
05: good
06: fine
07: good
08: fantastic
09: good?
10: fine
11: fine

"Songs of Our Soil" by Johnny Cash

01: good
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: good
11: good
12: good

"The Peel Sessions" by Thin Lizzy

01: fantastic
02: fantastic
03: terrific
04: terrific
05: fantastic
06: terrific
07: amazing
08: terrific
09: fantastic
10: filler
11: fine
12: fantastic
13: terrific
14: fantastic
15: fantastic