"I Never Said Goodbye" by Sammy Hagar

01: good
02: fine
03: fine
04: good
05: great
06: filler
07: filler
08: fine
09: good
10: fine

"Legacy of Kings" by HammerFall

01: great
02: great
03: great
04: great
05: fine
06: good
07: great
08: great
09: good
10: fine

"Cyclorama" by Styx

01: good
02: fine
03: good
04: filler
05: a blink-182 song
06: fine
07: a backstreet boys song
08: outstanding
09: great
10: fine
11: great
12: great
13: why though

"Modern Art" by Matthew Sweet

01: good
02: great
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: great
08: fine
09: good
10: good
11: fine
12: fine

"Keep it Like a Secret" by Built to Spill

01: great
02: fantastic
03: good
04: fantastic
05: great
06: great
07: good
08: good
09: fine
10: great

"Rockin' Rudolph" by The Brian Setzer Orchestra

01: great
02: absolutely brilliant
03: good
04: confusing
05: annoying
06: fine
07: fine
08: fine
09: not good
10: great
11: fine
12: outstanding

"Images" by Dan Hartman

01: fine
02: fine
03: fine
04: fine
05: good
06: good
07: great
08: good
09: good
10: good
11: good

"The World is Yours" by Motorhead

01: good
02: good
03: great
04: great
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: fantastic

"Guess Who's Back" by The Guess Who

01: good
02: good
03: annoying
04: good
05: great
06: good
07: great
08: great

"Jubilation" by The Band

01: fine
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: great
07: fine
08: fine
09: good
10: fantastic
11: filler

"The Doobie Brothers" by The Doobie Brothers

01: good
02: fine
03: good
04: filler
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: fine
09: good
10: fine
11: filler

"Shaken 'n' Stirred" by Robert Plant

01: good
02: fuck off
03: filler
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: great
09: good
10: great

"Gutter Ballet" by Savatage

01: good
02: fantastic
03: great
04: great
05: fine
06: great
07: fantastic
08: fantastic
09: great
10: good
11: good

"What Separates Me from You" by A Day to Remember

01: godawful
02: good
03: not good
04: fine
05: godawful
06: fine
07: good
08: godawful
09: good
10: good

"Mr. Bad Example" by Warren Zevon

01: great
02: fine
03: fine
04: good
05: terrific
06: good
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: good

"Souvlaki" by Slowdive

01: great
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: fine
08: fine
09: fine
10: good

"Rock 'n' Roll Nights" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive

01: fine
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: filler
09: filler

"Lamp-Lit Prose" by Dirty Projectors

01: good
02: good
03: fine
04: great
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: great
09: fine
10: bad

"Edge of Excess" by Triumph

01: good
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: good
09: fine
10: good

"Breath of Life" by Magnum

01: good
02: good
03: good
04: fine
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: fine
11: fine
12: filler

"Steve Winwood" by Steve Winwood

01: great
02: fine
03: good
04: filler
05: fine
06: fine

"All This Life" by Starsailor

01: great
02: good
03: fine
04: good
05: filler
06: filler
07: good
08: great
09: great
10: filler
11: fine

"Unholy Terror" by W.A.S.P.

01: good
02: good
03: great
04: fine
05: good
06: great
07: FILLER
08: great
09: good
10: fine

"Saudades de Rock" by Extreme

01: godawful
02: fine
03: fine
04: fine
05: fine
06: terrible
07: fine
08: fine
09: fine
10: good
11: fine
12: good
13: annoying

"New Moonshine" by James Taylor

01: fine
02: fine
03: good
04: bad
05: fine
06: the best song on the album, unfortunately
07: fine
08: good
09: fine
10: good
11: good
12: good

"Mesh and Lace" by Modern English

01: filler
02: fine
03: good
04: F I L L E R
05: good
06: filler
07: good
08: bad

"Back Here on Earth" by Gordon Lightfoot

01: good
02: great
03: great
04: good
05: fantastic
06: fantastic
07: fine
08: great
09: fantastic
10: great
11: great

"Looking Glass" by Looking Glass

01: fantastic
02: fantastic
03: good
04: good
05: great
06: good
07: filler
08: filler

"In Miracle Land" by The Vines

01: good
02: good
03: not good
04: fine
05: fine
06: good
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: fine
11: fine
12: fine

"Black Moon" by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer

01: great
02: great
03: good
04: filler
05: fine
06: good
07: great
08: great
09: the best song on the album
10: fine

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band revisited.

01: great
02: probably the best song ever, objectively
03: eugh
04: existant
05: outstanding
06: filler
07: filler
08: whatever
09: fine
10: good
11: outstanding
12: fantastic
13: orgasmic