"The Sky is Crying" by Stevie Ray Vaughan

01: amazing
02: amazing
03: terrific
04: yeah i just don't
05: outstanding
06: fine
07: terrific
08: filler
09: amazing
10: amazing

"Rocka Rolla" by Judas Priest

01: fantastic
02: great
03: filler
04: fine
05: filler
06: good
07: FILLER
08: great

"Suffer" by Bad Religion

01: incredible
02: amazing
03: great
04: amazing
05: filler
06: filler
07: fantastic
08: filler
09: fine
10: filler
11: good?
12: great
13: great
14: great
15: fantastic

"Dirty Work" by The Rolling Stones

01: terrific
02: fantastic
03: bad
04: bad
05: filler
06: great
07: filler
08: filler
09: filler
10: filler
11: uh okay

"Johnny the Fox" by Thin Lizzy

01: terrific
02: great
03: filler
04: filler
05: annoying
06: filler
07: filler
08: fine
09: filler
10: fantastic

"Diamond Lights" by Diamond Head

01: bad
02: bad
03: bad
04: great

"Music for Speeding" by Marty Friedman

01: outstanding
02: incredible
03: outstanding
04: great
05: great
06: good
07: fine
08: fine
09: fine
10: good
11: filler
12: fine
13: filler

"But, Seriously, Folks" by Joe Walsh

01: good
02: fine
03: filler
04: filler
05: filler
06: FILLER
07: filler
08: radio edit is better

"A Modern Way of Living with the Truth" by The Exies

01: terrific
02: generic as fuck
03: good?
04: fine
05: filler
06: good
07: fantastic
08: filler
09: good
10: good
11: good?
12: filler
13: pretty good

"Steal This Album!" by System of a Down

01: orgasmic
02: filler
03: terrific
04: FILLER
05: filler
06: good
07: filler
08: outstanding
09: filler
10: fantastic
11: fine
12: good
13: fine
14: great
15: filler
16: good?

"Cold Spring Harbour" by Billy Joel

01: fantastic
02: good
03: fantastic
04: great
05: outstanding
06: great
07: fantastic
08: great
09: great
10: incredible

"RAM" by Paul and Linda McCartney

01: amazing
02: good
03: orgasmic
04: amazing
05: great
06: amazing
07: incredible
08: amazing
09: amazing
10: amazing
11: orgasmic
12: incredible

"Stranger in Us All" by Rainbow

01: incredible
02: terrific
03: poor
04: fantastic
05: terrific
06: incredible
07: incredible
08: incredible
09: euphoric
10: terrific

"Caught in the Game" by Survivor

01: great
02: great
03: filler
04: fantastic
05: fantastic
06: fantastic
07: filler
08: fine
09: good

"Green" by R.E.M.

01: incredible
02: amazing
03: fantastic
04: euphoric
05: amazing
06: fantastic
07: orgasmic
08: outstanding
09: amazing
10: incredible
11: euphoric

"Elf" by Elf

01: fantastic
02: what the fuck
03: filler
04: good
05: filler
06: filler
07: fantastic
08: terrific

"Pinkerton" by Weezer

01: orgasmic
02: incredible
03: amazing
04: outstanding
05: incredible
06: euphoric
07: great
08: orgasmic
09: outstanding
10: fantastic

"Lady in Waiting" by The Outlaws

01: filler
02: good?
03: good
04: fine
05: filler
06: fine
07: terrific
08: fine
09: kind of annoying

Core revisited.

01: terrific
02: euphoric
03: terrific
04: filler
05: filler
06: incredible
07: orgasmic
08: great
09: ORGASMIC
10: FILLER
11: filler
12: filler

"Street Fighting Years" by Simple Minds

01: good?
02: good
03: terrific
04: FILLER
05: terrific
06: terrific
07: filler
08: filler
09: FILLER
10: filler
11: FILLER

"Gilbert Hotel" by Paul Gilbert

01: good
02: great
03: filler
04: fantastic
05: great
06: incredible
07: filler
08: fine
09: nice
10: good

"The Offspring" by The Offspring

01: filler
02: fine
03: fine
04: filler
05: fine
06: fantastic
07: filler
08: fine
09: fantastic
10: filler
11: FUCKING EDGY AS FUCK

"Mass Romantic" by The New Pornographers

01: fantastic
02: fantastic
03: amazing
04: filler
05: filler
06: bad
07: bad
08: fantastic
09: fantastic
10: filler
11: fantastic
12: great

"Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, and Jones Ltd." by The Monkees

01: amazing
02: filler
03: good?
04: great
05: bad
06: filler
07: fine
08: filler
09: FILLER
10: good
11: filler
12: filler
13: BAD
14: filler

"Bananas" by Deep Purple

01: fantastic
02: filler
03: good
04: filler
05: great
06: great
07: great
08: good
09: filler
10: this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
11: filler
12: nice

"The System Has Failed" by Megadeth

01: orgasmic
02: orgasmic
03: orgasmic
04: incredible
05: amazing
06: fantastic
07: amazing
08: amazing
09: fantastic
10: amazing
11: filler
12: great

"Gordon" by Barenaked Ladies

01: fantastic
02: great
03: fantastic
04: great
05: good
06: fine
07: fine
08: great
09: fine
10: filler, but the very middle is pretty sweet
11: fine
12: fine
13: FILLER
14: filler
15: fine

"Nine Lives" by Aerosmith

01: orgasmic
02: amazing
03: amazing
04: orgasmic
05: euphoric
06: amazing
07: fantastic
08: filler
09: orgasmic
10: fantastic
11: orgasmic
12: fantastic
13: good

"MTV Unplugged in New York" by Nirvana

Honestly. What the fuck is this shit? Nirvana were an amazing band, but Unplugged in New York is fourteen tracks of boring drudgery. It's a self-indulgent mess with few redeeming qualities. The entire idea was retarded, taking an artist known for their distortion-fueled rampages and giving them acoustics, then Kurty's voice goes to hell before the show. Honestly, this piece of shit doesn't deserve to be in any record collection, and I plan on burning my copy as soon as I can.

EDIT: After finally deciding on re-listening to it after deciding I hated it because it was assraped to hell right before my eyes, I have determined that MTV Unplugged in New York isn't actually that bad of an album. The emotion Kurty puts into every song more than makes up for a few lack-lustre performances. However, the only truly great songs on here are The Man Who Sold the World and Where Did You Sleep Last Night?, the rest bordering on being just all right.

P.S.: The omission of Sweet Home Alabama is inexcusable.

2007:
I sit and listen to this album with growing eagerness. Every second, I fall more in love with Kurty's emotional voice. Sure, he isn't the best singer, but you can tell he means every word he sings. As Kurty gets to the last song, Where Did You Sleep Last Night?, I pause, timidly. Is this experience really about to end? Kurty had taken me on a journey, and it was about to end. As Kurty came to the final chorus, his voice rose into a scream, commanding his girl not to lie to him, and tell his the location of her last slumber. The desperation in Kurty's voice shook me. I took in Kurty's every word, and sat there, in awe. A single tear streamed down my face. Before I knew it, it was over. Kurty had packed up and gone away.
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain, 1967 - 1994
A man as pretty okay as a man could be.

Black Holes and Revelations revisited.

01: SHIT
02: orgasmic
03: orgasmic
04: amazing
05: amazing
06: outstanding
07: terrific
08: terrific
09: fantastic
10: filler
11: orgasmic
12: filler

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles

01: orgasmic
02: orgasmic
03: good
04: incredible
05: orgasmic
06: orgasmic
07: meh
08: amazing
09: orgasmic
10: orgasmic
11: orgasmic
12: orgasmic
13: shoe