"Face-to-Face" by Rick Derringer

01: fine
02: fine
03: fine
04: good
05: good
06: fine
07: great
08: the worst cover of this song i've heard

"Ignition" by John Waite

01: fantastic
02: amazing
03: terrific
04: fantastic
05: outstanding
06: terrific
07: amazing
08: amazing
09: amazing
10: fantastic

"Buddy Holly" by Buddy Holly

01: fantastic
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: great
07: great
08: annoying
09: rendered completely irrelevant by the beatles
10: great
11: good
12: good

"Ring-a-Ding-Ding!" by Frank Sinatra

01: outstanding
02: terrific
03: amazing
04: terrific
05: fantastic
06: fantastic
07: outstanding
08: terrific
09: terrific
10: amazing
11: incredible
12: terrific
13: outstanding
14: interesting for one listen

"Reality" by James Brown

01: eh
02: euphoric
03: fine
04: annoying
05: fine
06: good
07: fine
08: good
09: good

"Keep Movin' On" by Merle Haggard

01: good
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: great
08: good
09: good
10: good
11: good

"... and Then I Wrote" by Willie Nelson

01: good
02: good
03: good
04: great
05: euphoric
06: good
07: good
08: not good
09: good
10: good
11: good
12: good

"Georgia Sunshine" by Jerry Reed

01: good
02: great
03: good
04: great
05: great
06: orgasmic
07: good
08: great
09: good
10: good

"Gap Band IV" by The Gap Band

01: good
02: good
03: good?
04: fine
05: good
06: euphoric
07: good?
08: fine

"Disturbing the Peace" by Alcatrazz

01: terrific
02: fine
03: good
04: fantastic
05: fine
06: terrific
07: great
08: fantastic
09: great
10: good
11: FILLER

"Points on the Curve" by Wang Chung

01: euphoric
02: filler
03: fine
04: fine
05: filler
06: good
07: fine
08: filler
09: filler
10: filler

"Welcome to the Real World" by Mr. Mister

01: good
02: great
03: good
04: good
05: great
06: good
07: great
08: outstanding
09: fantastic
10: fantastic

"Move Like This" by The Cars

01: fine
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: fine
06: good
07: good
08: fine
09: fine
10: good

"Keep the Fire" by Kenny Loggins

01: great
02: good
03: fantastic
04: great
05: fine
06: fine
07: good
08: good
09: good

"Hallucination" by Shaw Blades

01: filler
02: fine
03: annoying
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: good
11: fine

"Jed" by Goo Goo Dolls

01: fine
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: great
06: good
07: outstanding
08: good
09: good
10: FILLER
11: good
12: good
13: fine
14: fine

"Beat Out of Hell III" by Meat Loaf

01: ugh
02: good
03: good
04: great
05: fine
06: good
07: good
08: fantastic
09: great
10: fantastic
11: terrific
12: great
13: why
14: filler

"Beautiful Broken" by Heart

01: wow
02: fine
03: fine
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: annoying
08: fine
09: fine
10: fine

"Pressure Chief" by Cake

01: great
02: good
03: great
04: good
05: bad
06: good
07: good
08: fine
09: good?
10: good
11: fine

"It Happened at the World's Fair" by Elvis Presley

01: terrific
02: fantastic
03: great
04: good
05: fantastic
06: good
07: good
08: great
09: fantastic
10: fantastic

"Don't Tread on Me" by Damn Yankees

01: fine
02: fine
03: fantastic
04: good
05: good?
06: good
07: amazing
08: great
09: good
10: fine
11: good

"Thanks for the Memes" by Augie March

01: fantastic
02: fantastic
03: fantastic
04: great
05: fantastic

"Nostradamus" by Judas Priest

01: FILLER
02: annoying
03: fine
04: bad
05: filler
06: filler
07: filler
08: filler
09: whatever
10: fine
11: fine
12: filler
13: FILLER
14: FILLER
15: filler
16: fine
17: filler
18: fine
19: filler
20: fine
21: fine
22: the best song on the album
23: fine

"En Vivo!" by Iron Maiden

01: filler
02: fine
03: good
04: great
05: good
06: great
07: fantastic
08: great
09: great
10: fantastic
11: terrific
12: fantastic
13: terrific
14: fantastic
15: terrific
16: outstanding
17: outstanding

"Give a Glimpse of What You're Not" by Dinosaur Jr.

01: outstanding
02: fantastic
03: fantastic
04: fantastic
05: amazing
06: outstanding
07: great
08: fantastic
09: good
10: terrific
11: amazing

"Tinted Windows" by Tinted Windows

01: fine
02: fine
03: good
04: fantastic
05: great
06: fantastic
07: great
08: great
09: terrific
10: fine
11: great

"Middle of Nowhere" by Hanson

01: terrific
02: ORGASMIC
03: good
04: fine
05: terrific
06: fantastic
07: fantastic
08: bad
09: good
10: good
11: good
12: fantastic
13: outstanding

"... Baby, One More Time" by Britney Spears

01: terrific
02: terrific
03: fantastic
04: what
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: great
09: good
10: good
11: technology am i right
12: awful

"No Strings Attached" by *NSYNC

01: orgasmic
02: orgasmic
03: bad
04: filler
05: terrific
06: outstanding
07: outstanding
08: please no
09: fine
10: fantastic
11: good
12: fine

Bonus tracks:
13: terrific
14: terrific
15: outstanding
16: terrific
17: terrific

I'll Never Stop
If I'm Not the One
Could it be You
This is Where the Party's At
If Only in Heaven's Eyes

"Millennium" by Backstreet Boys

01: terrific
02: ORGASMIC
03: ORGASMIC
04: good?
05: bad
06: UGH
07: terrific
08: orgasmic
09: terrific
10: terrific
11: amazing
12: [this space intentionally left blank]

Bonus tracks:
13: terrific
14: terrific
15: outstanding
16: great

I'll be There for You
You Wrote the Book on Love
If You Knew What I Knew
My Heart Stays with You

"Japanese EP #6" by The Beatles

01: orgasmic
02: euphoric
03: orgasmic
04: orgasmic