"Brothers in Arms" by Dire Straits

01: filler
02: it would be great if it were less than half the length
03: terrific
04: filler
05: filler
06: filler
07: filler
08: i'd probably call it "filler" if it were on any other album, but it's so much better than the rest of that shit
09: FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER


FUCK YOU KNOPFLER
FUCK YOU
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT FUCK YOU
I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT

"We Can't Dance" by Genesis

01: incredible
02: euphoric
03: WHY IS THIS SONG SO FUCKING LONG
04: incredible
05: amazing
06: filler
07: fantastic
08: terrific
09: filler
10: incredible
11: terrific
12: GODDAMMIT PHIL AND YOUR FUCKING TEN MINUTES OF PAIN

"Argus" by Wishbone Ash

01: incredible
02: terrific
03: outstanding
04: terrific
05: fantastic
06: filler
07: filler
08: outstanding

Black Rain revisited.

01: outstanding
02: orgasmic
03: outstanding
04: fantastic
05: terrific
06: outstanding
07: incredible
08: incredible
09: outstanding
10: euphoric
11: euphoric
12: outstanding
13: outstanding

"Arrival" by ABBA

01: filler
02: orgasmic
03: filler
04: filler
05: filler
06: filler
07: filler
08: filler
09: pretty bad actually
10: FILLER

"Comedown Machine" by The Strokes

01: what
02: filler
03: UNBEARABLY AWFUL
04: filler
05: filler
06: well it has a good riff
07: filler
08: bad
09: awful
10: bearable
11: horrendous

"Whitesnake" by David Coverdale

01: outstanding
02: terrific
03: filler
04: outstanding
05: outstanding
06: orgasmic
07: euphoric
08: outstanding
09: euphoric

"The Eternal Idol" by Black Sabbath

01: outstanding
02: terrific
03: euphoric
04: outstanding
05: euphoric
06: euphoric
07: filler
08: euphoric
09: euphoric
10: euphoric
11: orgasmic

"Teargarden by Kaleidyscope" by Smashing Pumpkins

01: terrific
02: terrific
03: incredible
04: euphoric
05: filler
06: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
07: outstanding
08: incredible
09: terrific
10: incredible
11: euphoric
12: outstanding

"Like a Prayer" by Madonna

01: orgasmic
02: incredible
03: filler
04: incredible
05: outstanding
06: outstanding
07: euphoric
08: just bad
09: fantastic
10: I DON'T GET IT
11: filler

"Meat Puppets II" by Meat Puppets

01: outstanding
02: terrific
03: filler
04: too biased to rate
05: filler
06: filler
07: filler
08: incredible
09: too biased to rate
10: too biased to rate
11: filler
12: outstanding

"Electric Version" by The New Pornographers

01: orgasmic
02: incredible
03: terrific
04: terrific
05: incredible
06: filler
07: euphoric
08: euphoric
09: filler
10: terrific
11: incredible
12: incredible
13: terrific
14: outstanding

"Dead Ringer" by Meat Loaf

01: incredible
02: filler
03: for fuck's sake meat loaf
04: euphoric
05: filler
06: goddammit meat loaf
07: outstanding
08: just stupid

"Once Upon a Time" by Simple Minds

01: outstanding
02: euphoric
03: euphoric
04: amazing
05: euphoric
06: incredible
07: outstanding
08: outstanding

"Around the Sun" by R.E.M.

01: orgasmic
02: outstanding
03: goddammit q-tip
04: euphoric
05: outstanding
06: outstanding
07: euphoric
08: outstanding
09: outstanding
10: incredible
11: terrific
12: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
13: fantastic

"The Resistance" by Muse

01: POLITICS
02: terrific
03: really what
04: SO FUCKING PRETENTIOUS I MEAN HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
05: terrific
06: terrific
07: kind of pretentious
08: PUTAIN HORRIBLES
09: PRETENTIOUS AS SHIT
10: PRETENTIOUSNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER
11: THERE IS ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE IT AND THAT IS PRETENTIOUS

"Cage the Elephant" by Cage the Elephant

01: incredible
02: outstanding
03: orgasmic
04: outstanding
05: incredible
06: outstanding
07: outstanding
08: euphoric
09: incredible
10: euphoric
11: orgasmic

"Fire and Water" by Free

01: terrific
02: fantastic
03: terrific
04: amazing
05: filler
06: filler
07: euphoric

"I Robot" by The Alan Parsons Project

01: pretentious
02: orgasmic
03: outstanding
04: annoying AND pretentious
05: outstanding
06: filler
07: FILLER
08: fantastic
09: PRETENSION EVERYWHERE
10: PRETENSION YEAH

"Pretenders" by The Pretenders

01: terrific
02: filler
03: incredible
04: euphoric
05: FILLER
06: euphoric
07: terrific
08: outstanding
09: too long
10: euphoric
11: outstanding
12: orgasmic

"KISS" by KISS

01: euphoric
02: outstanding
03: filler
04: filler
05: euphoric
06: terrific
07: outstanding
08: FILLER
09: orgasmic
10: why

"Nightwatch" by Kenny Loggins

01: terrific
02: incredible
03: incredible
04: outstanding
05: FUCKING STEVIE NICKS GO AWAY LEAVE FUCK OFF
06: outstanding
07: terrific
08: filler
09: outstanding

"Paul Simon" by Paul Simon

01: FUCKING WOMEN RUINING SONGS
02: FUCKING FLUTES RUINING SONGS
03: filler
04: terrific
05: filler
06: orgasmic
07: fantastic
08: filler
09: awful
10: terrific
11: amazing

"Just Say Ozzy" by Ozzy Osbourne

01: outstanding
02: outstanding
03: just wrong
04: incredible
05: filler
06: FUCK YOU ZAKK

"Valotte" by Julian Lennon

01: euphoric
02: outstanding
03: outstanding
04: incredible
05: euphoric
06: orgasmic
07: outstanding
08: euphoric
09: outstanding
10: euphoric

"City to City" by Gerry Rafferty

01: outstanding
02: orgasmic
03: outstanding
04: euphoric
05: outstanding
06: euphoric
07: outstanding
08: euphoric
09: euphoric
10: euphoric
11: orgasmic

"Cosmic Thing" by The B-52s

01: filler
02: filler
03: fine
04: so close yet so far away
05: filler
06: euphoric
07: filler
08: terrific
09: filler
10: 100% absolutely irredeemable filler instrumental

"My Iron Lung" by Radiohead

01: orgasmic
02: orgasmic
03: orgasmic
04: filler
05: outstanding
06: filler
07: filler
08: filler

"Station to Station" by David Bowie

01: fucking bowie
02: orgasmic
03: euphoric
04: incredible
05: euphoric
06: outstanding

"Saint Dominic's Preview" by Van Morrison

01: orgasmic
02: orgasmic
03: outstanding
04: incredible
05: orgasmic
06: orgasmic
07: outstanding

"Beatles for Sale EP" by The Beatles

01: fantastic
02: terrific
03: euphoric
04: orgasmic