"Seal the Deal and Let's Boogie" by Volbeat

01: great
02: fantastic
03: fantastic
04: fantastic
05: great
06: terrific
07: great
08: great
09: terrific
10: fine
11: good
12: good
13: great

"The Cover-Up" by The Protomen

01: FILLER
02: good
03: terrific
04: bad
05: good
06: FILLER
07: bad
08: fantastic
09: pointless
10: FILLER
11: terrific
12: fine
13: FILLER
14: bad
15: fine

"Animalisms" by The Animals

01: fine
02: fine
03: fine
04: fine
05: fine
06: why
07: filler
08: good
09: good
10: good
11: good
12: good

13: terrific
14: good
15: good
16: great
17: great
18: fine
19: incredible
20: great
21: fine

"I Can Destroy" by Paul Gilbert

01: great
02: good
03: good
04: fine
05: fine
06: great
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: great
11: good
12: good
13: great

"Going Back" by Phil Collins

01: fine
02: fine
03: great
04: good
05: great
06: great
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: terrific
11: good
12: good
13: good
14: good
15: good
16: great
17: good
18: good

"Sleddin' Hill" by August Burns Red

01: great
02: orgasmic
03: terrific
04: great
05: fantastic
06: good
07: great
08: good
09: good
10: great
11: good
12: good
13: terrific
14: fantastic
15: awful

"Loud Hailer" by Jeff Beck

01: really bad
02: kind of bad
03: ugh
04: why
05: this song was almost good, then the vocals came in (and the lyrics make me want to gouge out my eardrums)
06: lyrical genius totally
07: get someone else to sing it and it might be decent
08: the best song on the album, because it is merely a filler instrumental
09: fuck off
10: SUGGEST A BETTER FUEL SOURCE THEN CUNT
11: i'm glad it's over

"Mmmbop" by Hanson

01: really bad
02: great
03: filler
04: great
05: fantastic
06: great
07: bad
08: ORGASMIC
09: great
10: good
11: filler
12: great
13: fantastic
14: great
15: ORGASMIC

"Paper Mache Dream Balloon" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

01: good
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: bad
06: good
07: good
08: filler
09: good
10: good
11: good
12: cacophonous filler

"Event Horizon" by I am I

01: filler
02: fine
03: fine
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: fine
08: fine
09: fine
10: fine

"Prayers for the Damned" by Sixx AM

01: good
02: good
03: good
04: good
05: good
06: good
07: good
08: filler
09: good
10: good
11: good

"Under the Influence" by Foghat

01: good?
02: good
03: fine
04: whatever
05: fine
06: whatever
07: good
08: good
09: good
10: filler
11: good
12: it's slow ride

"Hangin' Tough" by New Kids on the Block

01: terrific
02: fine
03: fine
04: great
05: fine
06: filler
07: ANNOYING
08: good?
09: good
10: fine

"Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Covers" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

01: annoying
02: fine
03: um
04: fine
05: fantastic
06: good?

"Backstreet Boys" by Backstreet Boys

This review is based on the 1996 European album, not the 1997 US album.
01: orgasmic
02: outstanding
03: ORGASMIC
04: ORGASMIC
05: ORGASMIC
06: incredible
07: incredible
08: terrific
09: great
10: incredible
11: uh
12: great
13: good?
14: outstanding
15: outstanding
16: outstanding

"Extreme Behaviour" by Hinder

01: bad
02: fine
03: whatever
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: bad
08: whatever
09: fine
10: fine

"Night Visions" by Imagine Dragons

01: great
02: good
03: bad
04: fine
05: good
06: good
07: fine
08: AWFUL
09: annoying
10: bad
11: filler
12: filler

"Dizzy Up the Girl" by Goo Goo Dolls

01: great
02: good
03: fantastic
04: good
05: good
06: great
07: good
08: great
09: great
10: filler
11: outstanding
12: good
13: good

"Four" by Blues Traveller

01: fine
02: great
03: great
04: good
05: good
06: filler
07: good
08: good
09: fine
10: fine
11: fine
12: great

"New Miserable Experience" by Gin Blossoms

01: great
02: fantastic
03: fantastic
04: great
05: great
06: great
07: fantastic
08: fantastic
09: great
10: fantastic
11: great
12: great

"Hozier" by Hozier

01: good
02: good
03: good
04: what
05: fine
06: good
07: filler
08: fine
09: fine
10: annoying
11: fine
12: fine
13: fine

"Home" by Deep Blue Something

01: fine
02: good
03: good
04: fantastic
05: fantastic
06: great
07: great
08: fantastic
09: fine
10: fantastic
11: great
12: great

"Unorthodox Jukebox" by Bruno Mars

01: good
02: great
03: fine
04: fantastic
05: good
06: great
07: good
08: good
09: annoying
10: good

"Immortalised" by Disturbed

01: FILLER
02: great
03: great
04: great
05: great
06: great
07: great
08: great
09: great
10: filler
11: no comment
12: filler
13: fine

"Distant Light" by The Hollies

01: filler
02: fine
03: good
04: good
05: fine
06: fine
07: great
08: filler
09: filler
10: filler
11: fine

"Secrets" by Robert Palmer

01: outstanding
02: great
03: great
04: fantastic
05: fine
06: fantastic
07: fine
08: fantastic
09: fantastic
10: fine
11: fantastic

"Listen Like Thieves" by INXS

01: great
02: great
03: good
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: bad
08: fine
09: good
10: fine
11: good

"Some Great Reward" by Depeche Mode

01: fine
02: fine
03: great
04: filler
05: fine
06: filler
07: BAD
08: FILLER
09: if you cut out the beginning and ending it would be good

"Going to Hell" by The Pretty Reckless

01: fine
02: good
03: fine
04: fine
05: fine
06: fine
07: fine
08: fine
09: fine
10: fine
11: fine
12: fine

"Pleasure to Meet You" by Dead Sara

01: terrific
02: great
03: fantastic
04: great
05: great
06: fine
07: good
08: fantastic
09: great
10: great
11: terrific

"Japanese EP #5" by The Beatles

01: incredible
02: orgasmic
03: fantastic
04: orgasmic